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Monday 4 May 2015

SEEING IS BELIEVING: BY EWHORLU HACHITURU




Prophetess:(rings bell) you will bring two pregnant mosquitoes...(she rings the small bell again and dances around in a circle) one cockroach eye...aye...aye...hmmmmmm...ho...ly! yes...yes! angels talk to me! (she blinks severally with a hand wedged at the back side of her right ear) okay! hmmmmmm...the fourth tooth of a lizard! aha! osuole o! the left eye of a chameleon! and fifty thousand!
response: (with a sour expression) ma but i don't have money.
prophetess:(in an enraged manner) taaarrrr! you have come to the wrong place!

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